Don Wilson Speaks to the
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"We've got to band together to fight the San Gabriel Zoo's arrogant management. They say our Toni the Tiger isn't good enough to breed with their new male tiger. They only want a pedigreed female. They want to create an elite breed of purebred tigers. Ordinary, working-class tigers like our Toni just don't cut it!
"You know what else, friends? They say they may not breed their tiger for years!
"Why on earth not, you ask?
"Well, they've got some stupid limit on the number of tigers they can have in captivity! I say we need all the tigers we can get! If we're going to save this beautiful, precious animal, we need to breed as many as we can. The Zoo people say they don't have enough room. Well, I do! We've got plenty of room for cubs galore! If we get too many, we'll just ship some back to Asia and release them back into the wild.
"What do you say, folks? Will you help me save the tiger?"
What do you say to Don Wilson?
You've persuaded me--let's breed them!
You're missing the point, Wilson. Let me explain...
